We All Lie Down, You Beg Me to Be the Leader of the Martial Arts Alliance

Wu Xian traveled through the world of immortal martial arts and lived in the mountains for hundreds of years. After going down the mountain, I realized that it was actually a mixed martial arts world! Wu Xian, who had no foundation in martial arts, lived a life of lying around and waiting to die. Until one day a famous martial arts master came to visit. "Sir, please come out!" "Going out? What are you going to do?" "I beg you, sir, to be the leader of the martial arts alliance! The good and the evil have already reached a consensus and have been waiting for a long time!" "Stop making trouble, I don't know martial arts." "Sir, stop hiding, it's useless! You are such a charming man, so bright and outstanding!" Wu Xian: "..." "Look at all the people in your courtyard. The one who cleans the table is the Grand Palace Master Yao Yue of Yihua Palace, the one who picks up excrement is Jiumozhi, the Great Wheel Ming King, and even the old man who is working out and boxing with you at the door is Zhang Sanfeng of Wudang, and more..." Wu Xian: "Fool! Keep fooling!" At first, he thought the person who came to the door was a liar, but Wu Xian, who had never been involved in the world, gradually discovered that all of this was true! This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.