The First Immortal of the Ming Dynasty

False Immortal: I was born to be an extraordinary person. I wrote poems at the age of three that shocked Korea, and my cannon blasted them with great force. Unparalleled in all the heavens, whoever wields a broom goes crazy at the age of seven, sweeping away all the young people in private schools; His heroic spirit reaches the top of the clouds, he defeats thousands of enemies with fourteen battles of swords, and he hears that monsters and ghosts are buried in the sand; One anger turns into beauty, two dozen bones are thrown away and the divine crown is cut off, and the six realms are respected from now on; No one in my life can be proud of myself, but I am the greatest immortal in the Ming Dynasty. True Immortal: Idle around, spending two days fishing and three days drying nets; Greedy for money and lust, vowing to be sworn in with gambling and drugs; The evil of chaos will do whatever it takes to achieve the goal; The six realms are extremely low, and you can do anything uninhibited; One person, one sword, one jug of wine, one kindness and one grudge, the world ends. This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.