Bald Donkey Steals His Home, Purple-Robed Taoist Wields a Brick to Summon Thunder?

Supernatural forces have erupted, and the Daoist sects have fallen into decline.

Lin Yan had spent three years traveling the world, only to find that some **bald donkey had seized his home while he was away?

"Fine. Fine. Fine."

Lin Yan chuckled.

And so, the Crooked Ways System set sail!

Ding! Congratulations, Host. You've obtained a low-tier Earth-rank magical treasure: the Golden Light Brick!

A little brick with a whole lot of uses!

Ding! Congratulations, Host. You've obtained a low-tier Earth-rank magical treasure: the Muffled Urea Sack!

A fusion of darkness and stench, perfect for pairing with a big slap!

Ding! Congratulations, Host. You've obtained a low-tier Heaven-rank magical treasure: the Universal Sap!

No matter how good your Daoist arts are, one good whack will take you down!

After a series of outrageous stunts, Lin Yan's reputation grew bigger and more notorious!

Old Baldy: "What? He's a Daoist? Then explain that brick!"

Ghost King of Fengdu: "Lin Yan has a magical treasure that plunges you into total darkness, along with the smell of urine!"

All kinds of evil ghosts: "Lin Yan, please, just be a proper Daoist!"

A bewitching female ghost blushed with embarrassment. "Reverend, might I... borrow your big stick?"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.