System: After Slaughtering Feilu's Top-Ranked Authors, I Pull Out a Nuke

You tell fortunes and cultivate immortality in a wuxia world? No problem, I've got a nuclear bomb.

You show off and cause trouble in the Ming or Tang dynasties? No problem, I'll summon a thunderbolt to kill you.

You stir up trouble in a courtyard compound? No problem, I'll help Qin Huairu torment you a thousand times over.

You flirt with women and torment the protagonist in a villain novel? No problem. If one thunderbolt isn't enough, I'll send two thousand. One of them is bound to kill you.

You keep trying to hook up with Bulma in the Dragon Ball world? No problem, I can make you impotent.

You cheat your way to immortal cultivation in Uncle Jiu's world? No problem, I can make the thunderbolt you summoned strike you instead.

Whether you're putting on a country feast or becoming a general at a young age,

whether you're keeping a low profile until you're invincible in a fantasy world or flirting with Boss Yang as a tycoon in the entertainment industry,

one thunderbolt might not be enough, but one of them will hit you eventually.

If one nuclear bomb isn't enough, I'll use two.

Uh, someone is killing enemies and getting loot drops in the Bright Sword world. How should I deal with that?

Do I have to fight Old Li?

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.