Red Alert: Grabbing Moria by the Head and Shaking Him Back and Forth

Qiao Yi is an uploader known for explaining Red Alert in his distinctive accent and coming up with countless memes.

Then he transmigrates to the world of One Piece and activates the God-Tier Red Alert System.

With police dogs fed on *rations, he storms Thriller Bark and pays a warm, friendly visit to his neighbor, Moria.

Qiao Yi: Let's grab Moria by the head and shake him from side to side!

Moria is dumbfounded. What kind of monster is this?

Shiki the Golden Lion: I was just passing overhead. Why are you shooting at me with anti-aircraft guns?

Blackbeard: Weren't you here to break up the fight? Why are you attacking me too?

Hawkeye: Slicing cannonballs in half is no big deal, but what the heck is a V3 rocket?

Sengoku stares at a force of conscripts larger than the Navy and falls into deep thought.

Kaido of the Beasts looks at a thousand tanks, the corner of his mouth twitching wildly.

The Summit War.

Qiao Yi: It's time for our familiar Three Kingdoms-style showdown again!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.