Showbiz: Banned from Dating Local Girls, I Turn Around and Head Abroad

In a single day, China's entertainment industry explodes. Hundreds of female stars expose pop king Jiang Li's cheating with hard evidence. The entire internet goes into an uproar. Yang Mi V: Jiang Li, you scumbag! Dilraba V: I always thought you only loved me. I can't believe you even went after my best friend. Jin Daxi V: I was wrong about you. You said you'd only ever be good to me. Ni Ni, Li Xin, Tang Tang, Ju Jingyi, Bai Lu... The whole internet calls for Jiang Li to be blacklisted! Jiang Li is speechless. Since they've blacklisted me, I guess I'll have to head to Korea and Hollywood with tears in my eyes. Tall foreign girls, long legs, here I come! Then Gangnam Style sweeps the globe, storms the US and European charts, and reaches number one in worldwide views. One addictive hit after another follows, including The Fox and PPAP, getting stuck in everyone's head around the world! Chinese netizens realize: Is this really a ban on Jiang Li? It's more like they set him free, giving him an excuse to go abroad! All the Chinese female stars: Please cheat on me one more time. This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.