Hu Laoliu, You Old Troll

We've all heard of people forced to transmigrate.

But how many have you seen transmigrate of their own accord?

Hu Laoliu, China's top swordsman,

beat Toita Ichiro, the Eastern Isles' top ninja, in a globally livestreamed fight.

He should have been basking in unmatched glory,

but instead he gave away all his wealth

and journeyed a hundred li into the southwestern mountains to find the legendary nexus to another world.

There, he encountered a god

and obtained a phone that could control time.

From then on, he rose to prominence in another world.

I,

Hu Laoliu,

am the Northwest's top sword cultivator!!!!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.