NBA: This Westbrook Is Way Too Composed

"A sub? What the hell do you mean, a sub? You've started more games than anyone else in the league since 2009. You're the team's ace. What kind of ace comes off the bench!"

Reborn, Westbrook regains his former athleticism and acquires incredible basketball skills. More explosive than he was at his peak, he leads the Lakers out of the mire and back to glory.

After winning MVP again, Westbrook activates a reward System: every three-pointer he makes delays aging.

LeBron: I'm old. Los Angeles is yours. I'm willing to come off the bench and fight alongside you.

Davis: Bro, stop yelling. I'll go practice right now. Just don't delete my game.

Curry: Is that me if I could dunk?

Jordan: Westbrook is the one in the league who's most like me.

Kevin Durant: That's my brother. I want to play with him.

Wembanyama: When is this old guy going to retire? He's almost forty and still posterizing me?

The league: To balance the competition, we're considering banning Westbrook from the paint...

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.