I Burned Paper Offerings for Grandpa and Activated a Ten-Thousandfold Rebate System

Burning paper offerings for my grandpa during Ghost Festival activated a ten-thousandfold return System.

I burned a stack of yellow paper for him, and became a supplier of yellow paper.

I burned a bag of gold ingots, and holy cow, the ten-thousandfold return gave me real gold ingots?

Other people are killing themselves fighting. I'm burning myself silly!

My mom saw me acting weird all day, so she took me to a master to perform an exorcism.

But the very next day, the master begged my mom to let him become my apprentice.

He even sent his granddaughter over as tuition.

This...

After that, I started down the shameless path of turning paper offerings into real money.

Then my wife asked me what would happen if I burned a pair of golden boy and jade girl offerings for Grandpa.

My paper-burning business went completely off the rails.

Who could have guessed that burning paper would turn me into a person placed under key national protection?

Today they ask me to burn paper guns, tomorrow paper tanks.

They even bring me a paper model of an aircraft carrier.

Photolithography machines, fighter jets, missiles, artillery...

If you can think of it, I can burn it into existence.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.