I Burn Paper Offerings for Grandpa and Get a Thousandfold Return, Shocking the Nation

During the holidays, Xiao Yao** was renovating his family's old house.

It happened to be the Ghost Festival. His parents were burning joss paper for his grandfather when Xiao Yao accidentally dropped a paper-model grenade into the fire.

And just like that, he awakened the System.

Whenever he burned joss paper for his grandfather, he would receive a ten-thousandfold return.

And the returns were real objects.

Staring at the ten thousand real grenades piled up in his basement, Xiao Yao was dumbfounded!

Who could have guessed that burning paper offerings would turn him into a nationally protected person of importance?

The government sent people to check in from time to time.

“Master Xiao, I remember your grandfather still had an unfulfilled wish. Burn him this lithography machine!”

“Master Xiao, let's burn your grandfather a fighter jet today!”

Eagle Sauce: Our stealth aircraft are the best in the world. They can fly right across the Dragon Kingdom without being detected.

The Rabbits: Report received. We successfully destroyed 44 enemy aircraft, and the wreckage has been disposed of.

Eagle Sauce: What? The Dragon Kingdom dares to shoot down our stealth aircraft? Impossible! How could they have fighter jets better than ours?

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.