Great Desolate Brute: Beauty, I'm Here to Rob You

Maitreya Buddha: "Who the ** just hit me from behind?

They even robbed me!

Which shameless bastard did it?

If you've got the guts, show yourself!~"

Zhenwu the Great: "Across the entire Primordial World, who else could pull off something this despicable besides that sleazy old geezer in the South Pole?"

Yun Zhongzi: "That can't be right. He was discussing the Dao with the three of us just now, wasn't he?"

Ran Deng: "So was it that brute from the South Pole or not?"

Jade Emperor: "There have been so many sneak attacks lately. I wonder who's behind them.

How did things get this bad?

Even my daughter got hit from behind!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.