Three Kingdoms: There's No Way My Husband Is a Creep!

I transmigrated to the Three Kingdoms and became bound to the Impossible System. The System can identify things on its own and filter out effects that would harm me.

Zhang Fei: "There's no way you can hold your liquor better than me!"

Ding-dong... I obtained the ability to drink a thousand cups without getting drunk.

Hua Xiong: "How could someone like you beat Marquis Wen? Impossible!"

Ding-dong... I obtained peerless halberd skills, with a proficiency of 10,000%.

Liao Hua: "Our lord can't possibly be dead!" The System ignores him.

Diao Chan: "Bah! My husband is a hero among men. There's no way he's the pervert you're talking about!"

Ding-dong... Reversing the program... Congratulations, Host, you've become a bona fide pervert!

Wait! Wait! Hold on!! Why did that actually work? Damn it!

My name is Wu Luo, courtesy name Zifeng. I'm known as... the Mad Wu!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.