Three Kingdoms: I Drank So Hard I Left Zhang Fei Dumbfounded

I transmigrated to the Three Kingdoms era, bound to an Impossible System, and embarked on a quest for supremacy.

Zhang Fei: "There's no way you can hold your liquor better than me! If I lose, I'll do whatever you say!"

After drinking...

With tears in my eyes, I accepted this new little brother!

Hua Xiong: "Hmph! How could someone like you beat Marquis Wen? Impossible!"

Then...

I fought Lü Bu alone and made a name for myself in a single battle!

Wang Yun: "Chancellor, don't worry. My daughter would never agree to marry him!"

That very night... news of my grand wedding to Diao Chan spread throughout Chang'an!

Dong Zhuo: "You scoundrel! I'll have you torn apart by five horses!"

Ten days later, Dong Zhuo... was dead!

Yuan Shu: "With the Imperial Seal in my hands, no one can stop me from becoming emperor!"

A month later, Yuan Shu... was dead!

Cao Cao reaction image: "Impossible! Absolutely impossible!"

My name is Wu Luo, courtesy name Zifeng. They call me... Mad Wu!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.