I Died from the Start? This System Is So Shameless!

What the heck, System! Why did I get killed the moment I came out?

What? I get a second life? Then I'll switch characters! Why is it still going the exact same way? Could you be any more shameless?

What? I can cultivate as hard as I like, but I still make faster progress by sleeping! Is this supposed to humiliate me?

Senior Sister, that's not a cat! It's a Devouring Immortal Beast!

Senior Sister, that's not a bath! It's a Spirit Spring! Want to join me?

Senior Sister, don't just eat that! Those are ten-thousand-year-old spirit herbs! You won't be able to digest them!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Please do not imitate.