I Went on a Blind Date on an Electric Donkey, and the Woman Called Me a Bastard

Ye Chen got a technological blind date system, but unexpectedly there was a bug. It seemed that he was destined to be single for the rest of his life. "The 52nd failed blind date, I got a smartphone." "The 98th failed blind date, I got a pair of armor." "Congratulations to the host, your blind date, Dumei'er, has a crush on you. You have lost 10,000 yuan..." "Congratulations to the host, your blind date, Sister Bingbing, plans to confess her love to you. You have lost two million in gift money..." Many years later, looking at the psionic ray rifles, electromagnetic cannons, exoskeleton armors, and Fuxi space battleships in his own yard... Ye Ting has become the most outstanding astrologer in the galaxy. When asked about relationship issues by reporters, he recalled: "It's all because of that time when I went on a blind date on an e-donkey. She called me a bastard for no reason. I felt like I was cursed. From now on, technology is with me, and the Loli lady is like a floating cloud." This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.