I Am the Only Panda on Teyvat

To be honest, as a Bashu native, every time Zhong Yun went to the zoo to see the pandas, he dreamed of being reborn as one in his next life. All he'd have to do every day was eat and sleep. Then one day, that dream really came true, except... why was he a panda living in Teyvat?

Although he was a prehistoric iron-eating beast who had returned to his ancestral form and could keep devouring energy to strengthen himself, still...

Living among people who had no awareness of protecting endangered animals, Zhong Yun had to stay on his guard so he wouldn't end up as a dish cooked by some girl carrying a little bear. On top of that, he had to work for a certain flat-chested funeral parlor director with twin tails and plum-blossom eyes. Lots of work, no commission, and while everyone else was on vacation, he was working overtime.

That wasn't even the worst part. Just when Zhong Yun finally managed to take human form...

Some retired old man: Long time no see, old friend. Got any Mora?

Zhong Yun: ????

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Please do not imitate.