Everyone's Job Transfer: Wrong Job Transfer, I Am a Poisonous Person and Have Double Cultivation

Zhongli travels through a world where everyone changes jobs. The world is full of dangers and opportunities. Fortunately, humans have awakened to their professions, expanded their territories, and tapped resources. Sadly, Zhongli failed to awaken five times, and something unexpected happened when he tried to awaken for the sixth time. Job transfer error... Job transfer... In the end, he awakened the nanny Holy Light, whom everyone loved, but he turned out to be the only one with dual professions. Holy Light/Voodoo Nanny and drug daddy? It even has dual skills with completely opposite effects. Blessing of Wind/Gastrointestinal Peristalsis: Bless/curse a unit, causing the target's body functions to increase damage/diarrhea in place. Holy Light Apocalypse/Virus Infection: Causes units in an area to recover/hit a large amount of health/lethal virus … Since then, Zhongli has been able to rejuvenate and kill invisible people with one hand of milk and one hand of poison. Teammates love and hate it, want breasts but are afraid of getting caught. Until one day. The Beloved Girl of Heaven: "Zhongli, I heard that you can cure constipation?! Can you..." This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.