Can I Still Eat Mcdonald's While Bragging to You?

Really, I believe in you so much, I believe in you again and again, but you still don't understand! I like you, not unconditionally. I want you to like me, like me unconditionally, so I like you unconditionally. I am just the first thing you consider after weighing the pros and cons. I can't change you. I am not the most important person to you, but you are the most important. If you don't like me, we are over. This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.