Genshin Impact: The Four Immortals Carrying the Coffin for the Geo Archon, Hu Tao Is Stunned

Bai Yu transmigrates to the world of Genshin Impact. From the start, the System comes online and has Mu Chen choose a shop to open, with rewards for good reviews.

Without the slightest hesitation, Bai Yu chooses to establish the Afterlife Parlor, a funeral home for the dead.

His goal is to make Hu Tao pay off her debts!

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Wangsheng Funeral Parlor's top salesperson, Hu Tao: "Wangsheng Funeral Parlor's regular grand sale! Buy one, get one free. Buy two, get three! The more you buy, the more you get!"

Bai Yu: "Afterlife Parlor, custom services, plus a free newcomer gift pack! Limited-time price: 100 Mora!"

Hu Tao: "Darn it! You're crazy! At these prices, even my grandma's house would be gone!"

When the Rite of Parting begins,

above Liyue Harbor, four Adepti carry the coffin!

An instrument known as the suona rings out in unison! All the birds pay homage to the phoenix...

At that moment, everyone is stunned! What an extravagant show! Is this really worth a hundred bucks?

"Grand sale! New service! We'll hold a funeral for you while you're still alive!"

Klee: "Wow! I want to have a funeral! I want a super, super huge Jumpy Dumpty at my funeral!"

Bai Yu: "How about an intercontinental missile instead?"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.