Genshin Impact: Hu Tao Threatens Me! Update or I'll Harvest Your Kidneys

Su Mo transmigrates to Teyvat, and right from the start, his soul gets a huge shock!

Oh, wow! **Genshin Impact has been created!

Playing Genshin Impact inside the world of Genshin Impact? How's that for a twist?

When Genshin Impact characters level up, do they level up too?

The natives of Liyue go crazy!

Su Mo updates whenever he feels like it and takes life easy...

Meanwhile, everyone in Teyvat feels like the game is a terrible experience!

Lumina puffs out her cheeks and flips the table: "I've done a million pulls already! Where are the SSRs? You scammer!"

Hu Tao flashes her tiger teeth in a threat: "Hey, still not updating? I'll cut out your kidneys!"

The Raiden Shogun slams the table and rises to her feet: "Boss Su! Hurry up and buff me!"

Ayaka bashfully covers her face: "I'm already so strong in the game, but I still want to be a little stronger... I'm so greedy!"

Zhongli hesitates: "Let's make a contract: improve my drop rates... Um... would that be all right?"

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