Siheyuan: You Were Told to Risk Your Life Tormenting the Beasts, but You Lie Flat

Liu Dazhi's soul transmigrates into the world of the courtyard house, where he becomes a doomed man who won't live more than three days!

The System informs him that he can extend his life and earn rewards by mercilessly tormenting the courtyard's scoundrels.

So he becomes Liu the Comeback King, Liu the Master of Insults...

From the start, Qin Huairu, his smitten admirer, cries and begs him to marry her...

He casually hands Jia Dongxu a hot potato: marry Qin Jingru...

Silly Zhu is so thoroughly tormented that he begs Liu to go easy on him!

Xu Damao is so verbally crushed that he starts questioning his entire life. Is this guy even better at bullshitting than I am?

The First Master and Deaf Granny beg Liu Dazhi to take care of them in their old age?

The Second Master is cured of his obsession with officialdom and becomes Liu's lackey!

The Third Master is willing to donate his entire fortune, just to be Liu's underling?

After tormenting the courtyard's scoundrels in every way imaginable, Liu Dazhi discovers he's not only lived to a ripe old age, but is also able to lie flat?

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any similarities are purely coincidental. Do not imitate.