Siheyuan: You Told Me to Risk My Life Punishing the Beasts, but I Decided to Lie Flat

Liu Dazhi's soul transmigrated into a courtyard-house compound, where he became a doomed man who wouldn't live another three days!

The System informed him that as long as he ruthlessly tormented the compound's scoundrels, he could extend his life and earn rewards.

So he became Liu the Comeback King, Liu the Man Who'd Talk You to Death...

From the start, his lovestruck admirer Qin Huairu wept and begged to marry him...

He casually handed Jia Dongxu a hot potato, arranging for him to marry Qin Jingru...

Silly Zhu was tormented into a daze and begged him to go easy!

Xu Damao was roasted until he questioned his whole life. This guy's an even better bullshitter than me?

The First Master and Deaf Granny begged Liu Dazhi to take care of them in their old age?

The Second Master got over his obsession with officialdom and became a lackey!

The Third Master was willing to donate his entire fortune just to become his underling?

Liu Dazhi tormented the scoundrels in every way he could, only to discover that not only had he lived to a ripe old age, he was also lying flat?

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.