This Is Bad! I Overheard Her Thoughts: My Blind Date Is a Spy

Wang Xuan transmigrates to a parallel world and unexpectedly discovers that he can hear the thoughts of all things.

At a matchmaking event:

A phone: Buy a domestic phone and suddenly you're a patriot? That 100x zoom camera is being used to secretly film military exercises?

A gold-digger: Make fifty thousand yuan from a few videos? Then I can go have a great time with my little duck again tonight!

Wang Xuan: "Officer, is it legal to have an undercover agent as a blind date?"

At the stock market:

Stock X: Buy me, buy me! There's good news coming during today's trading session. I'll definitely hit the daily limit before closing!

Stock Y: Exactly, the big players are luring people in! Starting tomorrow, the market will open with five straight limit-downs!

Wang Xuan: "What? You're selling your house and going all in?"

At a major mining rights auction:

Rival: This time I'm bidding ten billion. I refuse to believe anyone can outbid me!

The mine: Think bigger. How can you compare me to a gold mine?

Wang Xuan: "Ten billion? What a broke loser! I'll bid one yuan more!"

He's stunned! Ever since unlocking the thoughts of all things, Wang Xuan has been winning big!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.