Great Ming: It All Began When I Taught Xu Miaoyun Pole Dancing!

What is it like to transmigrate to the Ming dynasty from the start wearing pajamas and carrying a speaker for square dancing?

Seeing Empress Ma looking terrified and the Embroidered Uniform Guards holding their embroidered spring swords, Chu Xuan admits he is genuinely panicking.

Ding! Dance King System bound. Get stronger by dancing awkwardly!

Dance, and you'll die of embarrassment. Don't dance, and you'll really die. To survive, Chu Xuan awkwardly dances!

Then, to the utter astonishment of Empress Ma and a crowd of noble ladies, Chu Xuan takes off his pajamas and starts shaking his butt. That thing is like a motor, going “putt-putt-putt” at a minimum of ten shakes per second.

Empress Ma: “That speed is just... just too fast!”

Xu Da's wife: “Your Majesty, why is your nose bleeding?”

Empress Ma: “Huh? Is it? I... must be overheated... Sister, why are you drooling so much? Is your epilepsy acting up again?”

Zhu Yuanzhang: “Cut him down!” Xu Da: “I can't cut him!” Lan Yu: “Don't move, it's broken...”

From then on, the Great Ming gained a Dance Academy, and Zhu Biao, Zhu Di, and Xu Miaoyun became its first students... Invincible, starting with teaching Xu Miaoyun how to pole dance.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.