Working Nine to Five in the Celestial Court, the Jade Emperor Is Losing It

Lighthearted, funny, and heartwarming.

After Qin Yue dies, he never expects to become Vaisravana, the Heavenly King guarding the north.

His Check-In System activates. He clocks out on time and never stays on duty a minute longer.

Whenever he feels like it, he grabs some immortality pills from Taishang Laojun to snack on, takes Erlang Shen's Howling Celestial Dog for a stroll, and spends his evenings chatting about life with Chang'e and the Seven Fairies.

The gods of the Celestial Realm are at their wits' end.

Erlang Shen: "I'm the mighty God of War of the Celestial Realm, yet Qin Yue has me wrapped around his finger. When he tells me to take the Howling Celestial Dog for a walk, I don't dare say a word."

Taishang Laojun: "Don't even get me started. Whenever I make a new batch of pills, Qin Yue shows up. If I don't let him try some, he beats me up. And poor old Azure Ox, he boiled him into a whole-ox hot pot."

Water God: "You think you have it bad? He took my Water Lake artifact and used it as a bathtub."

Nezha: "He took my Cosmic Ring and gave it to the Seven Fairies to use as a hula hoop for losing weight."

Li Jing, the Pagoda-Bearing Heavenly King: "Jade Emperor, please give us justice!"

Looking at the assembled gods, the Jade Emperor lets out a long sigh. "Give you justice? If Qin Yue is happy, I'm the Jade Emperor. If he's unhappy, I'm out of a job. How am I supposed to give you justice?"

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