I Take Down a Tiger in Three Minutes, and Dai Xiaomei Exposes Me

Dai Xiaomei was livestreaming from a tropical rainforest. Looking at the dense jungle, she said, "Hey, everyone, I really like it here. Do you think there might be monsters around? I'm so scared!"

Deep in the jungle, a white-fronted tiger with round pupils had already set its sights on her.

Just as the tiger suddenly pounced on Dai Xiaomei, a young man appeared.

He launched himself into a slide tackle, followed by a string of moves, and the tiger was done for...

Dai Xiaomei: "Hey, the tiger is a protected animal. It's not good to kill it. We should protect... What are you doing?"

The young man pulled out a knife and quickly butchered the tiger, even cutting off its penis.

"Here. Hush money!"

"Using a tiger's penis as hush money? That's brilliant."

"Dai Xiaomei must be in despair right now."

"I think she'll pretend to refuse, then sneakily ask for it when she gets home."

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual events or people is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.