Picking Up Trash from an Aircraft Carrier, and the Eagle Nation Gets Played

Su Bai transmigrates to the Rabbit Kingdom and obtains the Scrap-Picking System.

To make transporting scrap easier, the System gives him an aircraft carrier.

Su Bai: Eagle Sauce, that statue of your goddess is pretty nice. Sell it to me as scrap! I'll pay one yuan per ton!

Eagle Sauce: What nonsense! That's not scrap, it's our symbol.

A laser melts the statue, and Su Bai leaves with a pile of scrap.

Su Bai: Eagle Sauce, your B-52 bomber is pretty nice. Sell it to me as scrap!

Eagle Sauce: Did a donkey kick you in the head?

A B-52 carrying out a mission is hit by a stealth plane and collected before it even hits the ground.

Su Bai: Eagle Sauce, your space station is pretty nice too. It'd be worth a lot as scrap.

Eagle Sauce cries: Why do you only pick on me? Why don't you collect Mount Fuji in Little Japan as scrap?

Su Bai: Good point. Little Japan, your Mount Fuji is pretty nice. Will you sell it for one yuan per ton?

Little Japan: Eagle Sauce, you're not human!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.