Jungle Livestream: I Took Down a Tiger in Three Minutes

Name: Jungle Livestream: I Took Down a Tiger in Three Minutes
Author: Tian Shisan

丛林直播：三分钟噶了一头老虎

by Tian Shisan (天十三)

Status: Ongoing
Length: 12k Words
Genre: Urban Romance
Subgenre: Urban Life
Updated: 4y ago
Source: Faloo

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A seemingly innocent little girl streamer calls herself the Desert Butcher. During her vacation, she goes live from a tropical rainforest.

The Desert Butcher looks at the dense jungle. "Hey, everyone, I really like it here. Do you think there might be monsters around? I'm so scared!"

Deep in the jungle, a white-fronted tiger has already set its sights on her.

"Streamer, you can slaughter a sheep in eight minutes. Can you slaughter a tiger in eight minutes too?"

The little girl: "????"

Just as the tiger suddenly pounces on the Desert Butcher, a young man appears.

With a sliding tackle and a series of quick moves, he takes down the tiger in less than three minutes...

The young man slices off the tiger's penis and hands it to the Desert Butcher. "Want some? It's really nourishing."

The little girl: "Big brother, aren't you the real butcher here?"

Only then does the little girl realize that in this jungle, tigers are just adorable little underlings. There are things here even more terrifying than tigers...

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.

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