Emperors Swap Places: Old Zhu Gets Chongzhen's Script

Zhao Kuangyin: Brother Min, what's the script like on your end? Is it hard?

Li Shimin: Not that hard. I'm in the Song Dynasty, and I even have Yue Fei under my command. He's a real fighter.

Zhu Yuanzhang: @Li Shimin, but have you thought about how you'll handle welcoming back the Two Emperors?

Li Shimin: The Two Emperors? Isn't that just a father and a brother?

I'm an expert in this. A real expert. Nobody understands it better than me.

Li Shimin laughed: What about you, Old Zhu? What's your situation?

Zhu Yuanzhang: Fury! Fury! Fury! That useless Chongzhen is driving me crazy. But it's a minor problem. I've got plenty to spare.

Li Shimin: By the way, Brother Zheng, why aren't you saying anything? @Ying Zheng

Li Shimin: Brother Zheng?

Ying Zheng: ...

Ying Zheng: It starts with the Battle of Yashan. I'm about to be forced off a cliff.

Liu Xiu: @Brother Zheng, want me to take over?

Zhu Yuanzhang: Holy crap, a cheat!

Li Shimin: ...

Ying Zheng: ...

Zhao Kuangyin: ...

Liu Xiu: A little cheating doesn't count as cheating. It's just a bit of hardship.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.