I Look so Fierce, the Audience Cried and Begged Me to Debut in C Position!

I'm 2.26 Meters tall, weighs 400 pounds, and has a face that holds dozens of lives in my hands. What career should I choose? The macho guy who holds the microphone like a pen and the makeup artist broke the razor blade when shaving him is here to participate in an idol show! Lang Lang: When you perform the piano, you just... Hold the piano with one hand? Reba: Are you sure you can let me dance on your palm? Audience: "When he put his hand into his pants pocket and itched, I thought he was going to pull out a gun!" "I've watched too many idol shows, and the gangster characters are so cool!" "He plays Feng Yuxiu? I'm afraid he'll beat Zheng Zidan to death! What? Really beat him to death???" This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.