My Wushan B&B

Liu Bei: Is this still our Han Dynasty? Cao Cao: Why do I hear this sound so much like that of Liu Daer? Um? Get my Heavenly Sword! Zhu Yuanzhang: Is the Ming Dynasty still alive? ! When I woke up, I suddenly found three big men standing in front of my bed. One of them had ears hanging down from his shoulders, and his hands were above his knees. One had red and phoenix eyes, lips as if they were greased, and a face as heavy as jujube. The other had a leopard head with ringed eyes and a dark face. This, this, this, how come these people look so much like the three people in the TV series Romance of the Three Kingdoms! Also, didn't I lock the door? Why did they show up in my room! This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.