My Tribulation Was Livestreamed to the Entire Internet by a Sneak

Jiang Feng was hoping to sell his excess watermelons through a livestream, but then...

"Holy crap, what am I looking at?!"

"What the heck, is this a live broadcast or a movie? Where's the streamer?"

"Chat, is this real?"

"OMG, is that a person in the middle of the lightning?!"

"Which fellow cultivator is undergoing a tribulation here?"

"Same question."

"..."

"I'll bet one cucumber that the dark figure in the middle is definitely a person!"

"The guy above is so stingy. I'll bet a full-body massage!"

"Could spiritual qi revival really be happening? I wonder if it's still not too late to start cultivating?!"

"Could some Daoist who believes in science come out and explain this?"

"Brothers, quit being wage slaves. Let's become Daoist priests!"

At the same time, a string of panicked shouts rang out across the normally tranquil Wudang Mountain: "Heavenly Master, something terrible has happened!"

A middle-aged Daoist priest in a yellow robe, holding up his phone, came rushing into the Zixiao Hall and cried, "Something terrible has happened! Someone is livestreaming a tribulation!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.