Don't Be Ridiculous! I'm a Taoist, Not a Warrior

On Valentine's Day, Lin Han stood up a beautiful woman who had invited him out.

The reason was simple, and also a little complicated.

Simply put, he'd been kidnapped, so he couldn't go even if he wanted to.

The complicated part was that the kidnappers weren't after money. They were giving him money: a hundred million!

Could kidnappers really be this generous?!

They even said that if he wanted, they'd throw in a mansion and a luxury car right away.

Lin Han turned them down!

"Gentlemen, I'm telling the truth. You've got the wrong guy."

"Stop pretending. We've already looked into everything."

"That's right, you're our chairman."

Who wants to be your chairman?!

Lin Han was about to deny it again when the kidnapper boss spoke up.

"If he's not, then dump him with the mercenary company. They're short on people in the Middle East right now."

Lin Han was shocked. "Don't mess around! I'm a Daoist priest, not a soldier."

"The Middle East or chairman. You choose."

Lin Han was on the verge of tears. "Do I even have a choice?"

And so began his bizarre new life.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.