The Whole World Wants to Kill Me

When I came to the world of Naruto, I got the death-seeking system. As long as you keep trying to die, you can continue to become stronger. It feels good to die for a while, and it feels good to die all the time. Do you want to kill me? Come on then. Having mastered 108 escape techniques, I am no small player. Orochimaru: That guy Haikage is a madman with fantastic ideas. Tsunade: That guy is a bastard, a scoundrel, and one day I will punch him to death. Jiraiya: Uikage is a very thoughtful artist and I admire him. Namikaze Minato: That's a very powerful guy, he's very good at escaping. For the sake of the village and Konoha, I will never let him go. Uzumaki Kushina: Minato, beat him to death. If you dare to ruin my reputation, I will never let him go. Haiyingfeng: Ahem, you are all wrong. My name is not Haiyingfeng. Haiyingfeng is my surname. My full name is Haiyingfengliu. This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.