I Don't Want to Deal with That Dragon

Vainquil is a giant, fire-breathing lizard who likes to nap on his golden hoard, enjoys kidnapping princesses, and makes the lives of adventurers miserable. The only joy in Vainquil's life was to watch his treasure grow bigger and the gold coins increase one by one. So when a would-be thief turned reluctant minion tells him about "careers," "levels," and "missions," Vainquil is contemplating a career change. This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.