I Get Beaten Just for Tying My Shoes. I'm Done Being Human!

"Do you have a car? A house? Money?"

Zhao Bin's three rapid-fire questions left his blind date staring at him in shock.

"Let me make this clear. After we get married, the kids will take my last name, you give me your paycheck, and hand over your savings!

I'll only be responsible for tilling the soil and sowing the seeds. The rest of the time, I'll be taking care of my handsome face!"

His blind date's mouth was already twitching...

"Silence means you agree!

Oh, and I might have a few female buddies. You can't mind, even if I don't come home at night!"

His blind date said, "Let's go to the marriage registration office. I'm marrying you, whether you like it or not!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.