Nezha Threw a Coin at Me, So I Beat Him into the Police Station

This is an over-the-top comedy, so don't take the power levels in the story too seriously!

In the Age of Declining Dharma, the Heavenly Dao sleeps, and the gods and immortals mingle with mortals...

Nezha: La la la, la la la, there's a dirty old geezer crouching in the corner!

Xia Yuntao snapped: Get a sack! Give him a spanking!

Howling Celestial Dog: Old Star Lord, the big boss paid us today. I wonder if he'll give us a raise!

Xia Yuntao: Everything else can go up, but not your wages. Your master is still paying off his mortgage!

The Jade Emperor, peeking over the wall: Ahem, you know how it is. Like a frog getting a leg cramp!

Xia Yuntao: Keep picking your feet. I'm out of here!

The Buddha, sporting a big belly, sat with his eyes closed, chanting sutras...

Xia Yuntao **jabbed him: You sit around all day, don't even dig in the dirt, and love eating curry. No wonder your belly keeps getting bigger!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.