Old People Form a Group to Steal Melons, and Use Backhand Sap to Teach Them How to Behave

Zhou Qifeng, a college student, started his own business after graduation and contracted 20 acres of land to grow watermelons. After working hard for several months, the watermelons were about to mature, but they encountered a crisis of old people stealing them. Old man: Will this melon stay ripe? Zhou Qifeng: Sir, this melon will stay ripe and sweet. If it's not sweet, you won't be charged! Old man: OK! Zhou Qifeng opened the watermelon. After eating it, the old man sighed and walked away. The next day, the old man came to steal melons with a snakeskin bag and was caught by Zhou Qifeng. When Zhou Qifeng was about to attack, the old man threatened him with heart disease and high blood pressure. On the third day, the old man came again and organized a group of old ladies to steal melons. Zhou Qifeng couldn't bear it anymore. He picked up a stick on the fence and shouted loud slogans. "I am sworn in with sin..." This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.