She Forced Me to Go on a Blind Date, So I Sent Her Straight to Prison

A distant relative, so far removed we barely counted as kin, kept showing up at our house for meals and even tried to force me into a blind date.

Then he had his son smash one of my figurines?

And afterward, instead of paying for the damage, he made a scene and demanded that Lin Xuan compensate him for emotional distress?

Lin Xuan just smiled calmly, called the police, then sued the man for home invasion and robbery, as well as extortion. He was sentenced to seven years!

After all that trouble, my family finally bought a new house, only to find cracks in the walls, while the property management company refused to do anything about it?

They expected me to handle it myself?

No way! I had to send those property managers to prison to do time, so they could contribute to the nation's textile industry by working the sewing machines.

I did a good deed and got cyberbullied and extorted for it?

No need to worry!

Lin Xuan fired back by suing the entire internet, landing tens of thousands of people a stay in prison.

Just as Lin Xuan was wondering which lucky person he would sue next,

netizens couldn't take it anymore.

“Someone stop him! The prisons are almost full!”

“Streamer, please stop using your powers! Go cause trouble overseas instead!”

“...”

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.