I'm Really Not a Great Dancer.

Encountered a weasel while walking at night asking for a seal? Who is that, the one who talks like a crow? Come on; stay in a ruined temple at night and meet a semen-sucking female ghost? Ning, here you go; the goddess squats in the pit and encounters Hanako who wipes her butt with red and blue toilet paper? Who is in charge of the toilet? Yes, it's just you. Use it for me. What? Can the other side invite a doorkeeper? Have you ever heard of Guan Gong fighting Qin Qiong? Hello everyone, my name is Lin Xi, and the golden finger is to invite God... What? Does the invitation to God mean dancing to the great God? No, no, no, I'm praying to the gods, not getting up. Well, although I get up occasionally, it's not my initiative... Hey, hey, hey, listen to my quibbles, no, listen to my explanation, I'm really not a great performer! This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.