Three Kingdoms: I Asked You to Be a Playboy, Not Unite the Whole Land

He transmigrates to the Three Kingdoms era as Liu Shan.

He activates the Outrage and Resentment System. Collecting anger points lets him advance in strength.

The System gives him the wastrel template from the start.

From then on, there's a young master roaming the streets of Chengdu, throwing his weight around and bullying both men and women.

Frustrated, Liu Bei orders Kongming to teach him how to read and behave with decorum.

Liu Shan teaches Kongming how to be a person in a single lesson.

Kongming praises him lavishly.

"A Dou's wisdom is in no way inferior to mine."

Liu Bei is greatly relieved.

Then he realizes A Dou is still the same old A Dou: he's even gone and snatched Fa Zheng's daughter.

Left with no choice, he orders Zhao Yun to teach him martial arts.

Again, it takes only one lesson, and Zhao Yun is defeated in a single move.

"My lord, your son is truly a god among men!"

It is now the time of Cao Cao's great defeat, with Guan Yu flooding the seven armies.

Liu Shan heads to Jingzhou with a gang of lackeys.

As a result, Lu Meng breaks down in tears.

"I really did come to pay my respects to the deceased!"

The System upgrades and draws a second template: Yang Guang.

Mission: Usurp the throne.

Liu Bei drools with anticipation and becomes the Retired Emperor...

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.