I Just Became Donghuang Taiyi, and from the Start I Met the First Emperor

He has just transmigrated as Donghuang Taiyi when he meets the First Emperor for the first time.

The First Emperor: "Lord Donghuang, can you grant me immortality?"

Donghuang Taiyi: "I can't..."

The First Emperor: "Take him away and execute him!"

Donghuang Taiyi: "I know how to make people immortal!"

The First Emperor: "Ha ha! I was just livening things up."

Donghuang Taiyi: "..."

The First Emperor: "How does one become immortal?"

Donghuang Taiyi: "I have a method. Once perfected, everyone can become immortal!"

The First Emperor: "What method?"

Donghuang Taiyi: "Steal the essence of all things!"

The First Emperor stares at Donghuang Taiyi!

Donghuang Taiyi blurts out: "I'm not into men. I like beautiful women!"

The First Emperor pauses, the corner of his mouth twitching. With a stony expression, he says: "In that case, I shall provide Lord Donghuang with three thousand beauties!"

Donghuang Taiyi: "..."

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.