Hong Kong Films: A Hapless Cop and His Sneaky Colleagues

Meng Fan transmigrates into the Hong Kong crime-action world of the 1980s and becomes a traffic cop.

When he first meets Big Silly, he helpfully exposes Big Silly's wife for cheating with Ah Hui and Brother Fa.

As Big Silly sincerely thanks Meng Fan for helping him take off his cuckold's hat, he has no idea Meng Fan has put another one on his head...

Madonna: "Handsome Fan is the most righteous cop I've ever met. I love him!"

Meng Fan: "I could save your brother, actually, but I don't want another brother-in-law."

Chan Ka-kui: "It's an honor to serve under Sir Meng!"

Meng Fan: "Thanks to Ka-kui, I got indispensable help with my promotion!"

Lee Shu-tong: "Man-bin, I have to give Handsome Fan the top spot among the Chinese officers!"

Meng Fan: "That's right. Man-bin, the poor schmuck, thinks so too."

Mr. Chiang, Han Chen, the Doctor: "Meng Fan's here? Quick, grab the valuables and run!"

Fans of Wei Wu's debauched ways, do not enter if that's not your thing.

This novel and its characters are purely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is coincidental. Do not imitate.