Global Lord: Summoning the Goddess of Fortune from the Start

What? I'm a good-for-nothing?

The goddess I summoned is a good-for-nothing, too?

We're a good-for-nothing duo?

Impossible! Absolutely impossible!

Legendary Red Dragon Lisana: This is a robbery! Hand over all your treasure, or else... Would it be okay if I became your mount?

Fourth Calamity: As long as we can see your health bar, we can kill you! Wait, what a terrible game. I'm done! What? How did the boss get into the real world?

God of Darkness: I've been plotting for hundreds of thousands of years. How could I lose to a few decades of your hard work!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Please do not imitate.