Dai Xiaomei Livestreams a Blind Date, Only to Find Her Match Is a Charlatan

Famous streamer Dai Xiaomei went on one disastrous blind date after another.

"Daidai, this one looks the most reliable."

"He's so handsome! He passes the looks test."

The viewers unanimously approved of Chen Feng's refined, otherworldly good looks.

Dai Xiaomei: "Where do you work?"

Chen Feng: "The antique street in the western suburbs."

Everyone: "Got it, he runs an antique shop."

Chen Feng pulled a banner from his backpack. It read: "Naming and fortune-telling, massage and mole removal, demon-slaying and exorcism, feng shui and geomancy."

Viewers: "Ugh, another weirdo. A street-stall fortune-teller too."

As Dai Xiaomei was about to leave, Chen Feng called out to her: "Meeting is fate. I can see that you'll suffer a bloody misfortune today. Here's a talisman for your safety, free of charge."

Viewers: "What a load of hocus-pocus."

An hour later, Dai Xiaomei held her phone in one hand and clutched the talisman in the other. She looked at the people lying in pools of blood around her, then at herself, unharmed. Her face went pale, and for a long time she couldn't speak.

Viewers: "Whoa... that fortune-teller was telling the truth!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.