Siheyuan: I'm Xu Damao, and I Just Want to Be the Ultimate Freeloader

He transmigrated into the world of the 1964 courtyard compound and became the troublemaker Xu Damao, binding himself to the Old Six System. He gets rewards whenever he pulls off a sneaky trick.

A blind date with Lou Xiao'e, the capitalist family's young lady? Her background is a problem, so he turns her down outright and introduces her to Silly Zhu instead. You can take the blame for this one.

On the night Lou Xiao'e and Silly Zhu consummate their marriage, Xu Damao sits chatting with Lou Xiao'e. From then on, she won't let Silly Zhu touch her...

Granny Deaf wants me to support her in her old age? Great, I'll take a big bite out of her savings first...

Yi Zhonghai is a hypocrite? Let him do some free labor for me first...

Yan Bugui wants to take advantage of me? Hmm, your fish soup sure tastes good...

For ten years, Xu Damao kept pulling sneaky tricks, driving the courtyard's residents to despair. Before long, they had a new saying: "Guard against fire, guard against thieves, guard against Old Six..."

Many years later, Lou Xiao'e returned from Xiangjiang with her son. Facing Xu Damao, she said, "Xu Xiao, call him Dad…"

A play-the-fool-to-catch-the-tiger story, full of scheming and laughs. Readers who like quietly making a fortune, come on in...

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.