This Year's Netizens Seem to Know Some Tricks, but Not Much

Today, lawyer Kang Heguang, a time traveler, is here for legal consultation. The entire process will be broadcast live. If you have any questions, feel free to ask. A certain elder brother who came to consult the law, "I heard that you are studying law. My dad went in yesterday. Can you help get it out? You can spend some money." Kang Heguang: "... This is a bit of a punishment." The boss of the company, "Xiaokang, this employee turned in his work half an hour late. I'm going to deduct a month's salary from him. Do you know how to do it?" Kang Heguang: "If I knew this, I would still be working under your hands? I would have gone in and squatted." A classmate who just came out of elementary school, "Brother Kang, I was wrongly accused. You have to criticize me for my unjust, false and wrongful conviction!" Kang Heguang's eyes narrowed, "Is there any evidence?" "No, but brother, can you help me perjure myself?" Kang Heguang: "... It's so embarrassing." This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.