Siheyuan: I Lie Flat and Talk Back, and the Whole Courtyard Begs Me Not to Die

Jiang Bei transmigrates to a courtyard house in 1953 and awakens a Comeback System that rewards him for talking back.

Third Master and Jia Zhangshi come to steal his family's food.

Silly Zhu and Xu Damao want to get involved, too.

Jiang Bei stays calm, gives Third Master a fierce dressing-down, and earns a Slippery Talisman.

With a small trick, he makes Third Master fall.

He redirects the blame and pins it on Jia Zhangshi.

He watches the two beasts tear into each other.

He gets Xu Damao thrown in prison.

He steals Qin Huairu out from under Jia Zhangshi, driving her crazy.

Just as the beasts can no longer take it and are about to attack Jiang Bei,

the police station and neighborhood office show up in person to back him.

"Anyone who dares to mess with Comrade Jiang Bei will be hauled off to the station..."

The whole courtyard is in a panic. It turns out Jiang Bei's father is a big shot.

He gives Yi Zhonghai a dressing-down for his fake concern and hypocrisy.

He tells Second Master he will never get promoted or rich.

He exposes the old deaf lady's fake status as a martyr's family member and gets her sent to the station to eat sunflower seeds.

He gives Silly Zhu a dressing-down, and he can't find a wife.

He gives Xu Damao a dressing-down, and he can't find a woman.

With nothing better to do, he talks back to the whole courtyard, then lies flat after collecting his rewards.

Jiang Bei is all smiles, while the courtyard's troublemakers suffer.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.