Siheyuan: I Risk My Life to Fight People, and They Beg Me Not to Die

Jiang Bei transmigrates to a courtyard house in 1953 and awakens a System that lets him risk his life to verbally rip into people.

As luck would have it, Third Master and Jia Zhangshi show up to fleece him. With a few deft moves, he stirs up a conflict between them.

After watching them *bite* at each other, he tears into Yi Zhonghai and receives a System reward.

He kicks Jia Dongxu, who has burst through the door, right back out, then grabs a wooden club and swings it at the fleeing Xu Damao.

Xu Damao hits the ground in an instant, bleeding nonstop.

Just as things are about to come to blows, officers from the police station arrive and haul Silly Zhu, Xu Damao, and Jia Dongxu off to jail.

Only then does this whole **yard of beasts remember that Jiang Bei has powerful backing. Very, very powerful backing.

The next day, people from the police station and the neighborhood office show up one after another, warning them:

“If Jiang Bei so much as loses a single hair, you’ll all be sent to jail.”

Jiang Bei, meanwhile, snatches Qin Huairu away from the others and starts living the lie-flat life at home.

When he has nothing better to do, he takes on the beasts in the courtyard, earning himself more life and enjoying a leisurely, comfortable existence.

But the whole courtyard of beasts has it rough: they get chewed out every day, yet still have to beg Jiang Bei to stay safe and sound!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.