The System Wants to Kill Me Every Day

The System wants him dead, but he doesn't want to die.

"Way to kill the Host, part one: Lose one second of life with every breath."

"Way to kill the Host, part two: Lose one yuan with every blink."

"Way to kill the Host, part three: Punishment for admiring beauties: Lose ten seconds of life every second."

If doing reckless things is how you die, then doing reckless things comes with rewards.

He takes a sip of his favorite fizzy drink to calm down.

"Ding! Chronic obesity detected. Reward for attempted suicide: 10 yuan added."

What about liquor, even more poisonous than that fizzy drink?

He takes a sip...

"Ding! Liver cancer detected. Reward for attempted suicide: Liver enhancement increased by 1."

"Ding! Staying up late detected. Reward for attempted suicide: Internal organs strengthened by 1."

"Ding! Brain cell destruction detected. Reward: Intelligence increased by 1."

"Ding! Binge eating detected..."

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.